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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 07:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

No way

Nuts and Butts

Broadcom Stock Falls Despite Earnings Beat From AI Chip Maker - Barron's

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

How Amazon’s Nuclear Deal Could Solve a Touchy Political Problem - Barron's

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

The Center of Our Universe Does Not Exist. A Physicist Explains Why. - ScienceAlert

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What are some signs that a therapist may have poor boundaries with their clients?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

What are some fun/kinky things to do with your partner?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

How can couples reverse the buildup of resentment once they notice it?

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Liquid Glass tvOS redesign is restricted to second-generation Apple TV 4K and later - AppleInsider

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Is the saying "nice guys finish last" true? Can good intentions always lead to positive outcomes?

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

Why is crypto crashing today? ‘You have absolutely no idea what you own’ - AMBCrypto

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

What is the alleged false reason behind Prince Harry's desperate demands for IPP (Intimate Partner Protection) for Meghan Markle and their family?

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Is a narcissist capable of understanding the damage and the hurt that they have caused in your relationship?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read